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Manhattan, NY — After four months of running up tabs of $8 Bud Lights and $11 shots at the Manhattan Comedy Club front bar, The C.K. Lounge, sources claim Richard “Jonsie” Jones bombed his late night audition at last Tuesday night.
“I’ll be honest dude, that was not good,” Jonsie told reporters at the bar after his devastating set. “I ate a full on dick sandwich, hold the pickles, hold the cheese, hold the lettuce, hold the tomato, hold the bun. That sucked. I could have said nothing at all and it would have been funnier than that.”
Jones, who was a Brooklyn indie scene regular as of earlier this year, completely fell off the radar according to other comics.
“Jonsie’s still doin’ stand-up?” inquired Mike Heinz, co-host of Man Titties at Bar Zippo in Brooklyn. “Nice, I didn’t know. I mean, I just haven’t seen him in like four months so I just assumed he decided to go hack it up in LA or got on TikTok or some shit. Good to know he’s still got integrity.”
After asking the club owner how he could get on at Manhattan Comedy Club, despite his comedy credit being two viral tweets, Jones was told to “sit at the bar and hang.”
“Dude, I haven’t been on stage since like freakin’ March,” Jones said. “I can’t even hit up a mic because I had to start driving for Lyft on top of my dog walking and server gigs so I could cover my bar tabs. And every time I ran over my set to passengers, they’d give me one star. But actual legends have come through here, so at the end of the day, it is what it is, ya know?”
Jones posted his audition tape to YouTube with the title “Worst Bomb Ever” and in a mere 12 hours, it received over 600,000 views and earned him a gig at StandUp NY.
By Will Abeles.