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Hey pal, long time no see! How’ve you been? You hitting a lot of mics these days? Ah, I know it’s hard to find the time, but you’ve got to make sure you grind it out, keep working out new stuff, you know? I remember when I was your age, I was doing ten micsContinue reading “Op-Ed: Some Advice from the Veteran Comic Who Is Opening for You”

INDIANAPPOLIS, IN – After being asked for months to “do some of her little skits,” 29-year-old comedian Alex Remi performed a few minutes of standup in her living room while her family watched from the couch. “They kept saying ‘we’re bored, we want to see the little skits you used to do at all thoseContinue reading “Family of Comedian Finally Sees Her “Little Skits””

Los Angeles, CA — As the number of online content spikes, experts are issuing warnings saying that people who have previously performed stand-up comedy may be more likely to start a podcast. “We were worried when our son Jim had started performing at the local open mic,” confessed Joe Giam, whose son recently fell victimContinue reading “Experts Warn Stand-Up Comedy Dangerous Gateway to Podcasting”

Tucson, AZ — The comedy world was shaken to the core last Tuesday, when stand-up comic Stedman Glen did a bit linking the fast-food chain Taco Bell to excessive flatulence at the Laugh House in Tucson. This groundbreaking piece of subversive artistry makes us question the very nature of free speech, and its role inContinue reading “Fearless Comedian Unafraid to Point Out How Taco Bell Gives You Gas”

Richmond, VA – An outdoor comedy show at Libby Hill Park erupted in a applause this past Saturday as 27-year-old comedian Mark Dillenger walked away from the microphone stand to go back behind a tree where the show’s backstage area was located, and was followed by a brand new gas grill. “It felt good, IContinue reading “Comedian Regains Footing by Featuring for BBQ Grill at Outdoor Show”

Valparaiso, IN — A new themed comedy show called Mustard Baby Spit Take, in which no more than three actual jokes are told in the span of two hours, premiered last weekend in the upstairs bar of Ronnie’s Downtown Lounge. “We are so excited to finally to see this idea come together,” said host LilyContinue reading “Themed Comedy Show Features Three Jokes in Two Hours”

Paradise Valley, AZ – Comedian Jason Tortle has recently made waves, figuratively and legally, after deciding to officially trademark the phrase “I, uh,” and subsequently suing every other comedian. “After not getting anywhere in comedy for a year and a half, I decided to bring my background into the scene,” says Tortle, who graduated fromContinue reading “Comic Trademarks “I, Uh..” Phrase, Sues Every Other Comic”

Jersey City, NJ — Stand-up comedian Ricky Tucker was disappointed to learn at a recent show that his saved drink tickets cannot be redeemed for top shelf liquor. “I’ve been looking forward to that top shelf drink ever since the first time I performed on The Totally Funzies Comedy Show,” said a forlorn Tucker overContinue reading “Comic Disappointed He Can’t Redeem Saved Drink Tickets for Top Shelf”

Philadelphia, PA – A microphone named Chip is reportedly excited to start life anew in the big city, at Philadelphia’s own Fun Fun Comedy Club, after leaving behind a quiet existence at a church in Bucks County. When Chip felt the call to explore the secular realm several months ago, he began cutting out purposefullyContinue reading “Church Microphone Excited to Start New Gig at Comedy Club”

The trip I took to Skankfest NYC with a couple of my best friends was one of the defining moments of my comedic career. We were so excited to see the legends of dickfart comedy – Big Jay, Ari, Gillis, you know, real heavy-hitters. But what we got instead was better than anything we couldContinue reading “We Meant to Go to Skankfest, but We Wound Up at CPAC, and Honestly, We Weren’t Disappointed”