Manhattan, NY — After four months of running up tabs of $8 Bud Lights and $11 shots at the Manhattan Comedy Club front bar, The C.K. Lounge, sources claim Richard “Jonsie” Jones bombed his late night audition at last Tuesday night. “I’ll be honest dude, that was not good,” Jonsie told reporters at the barContinue reading “Comic Who Hangs at Comedy Club Every Night Bombs Audition, Cites Lack of Stage Time”
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Friends of Local Comic Want to Know When Next Show Is Despite Constantly Seeing Posts About It
Chicago, IL — Despite constant updates on various social media accounts, friends of local comedian Morton Gondley were reportedly unsure of when and where his next performance would be. “I put my Venmo, Cash App and my PayPal address on the flyer,” said Gondley, while obsessively refreshing his Facebook app. “This show is the onlyContinue reading “Friends of Local Comic Want to Know When Next Show Is Despite Constantly Seeing Posts About It”
Conservative Comedian Reassures Content Creators That Meme Page Followers Will Trickle Down
Little Rock, AR — Claiming that taking a laissez-faire approach would be beneficial for the entire comedy community, local conservative comedian Luke Francis reassured his fellow content creators that all of the top meme page followers would eventually trickle down to them. “All you hear is hate towards the big and successful meme pages onContinue reading “Conservative Comedian Reassures Content Creators That Meme Page Followers Will Trickle Down”
Talented, Hardworking Comedian No Match for Guy With a Lot of Friends
Wilmington, DE — After eleven years of consistent practice at open mics, constant review of filmed sets, and daily writing exercises, local comedian Denise LeBlanc recently announced she has given up hope of ever surpassing Dicky Cantry, a guy with, like, a lot of friends. “I can’t keep on being disappointed,” remarked LeBlanc from behindContinue reading “Talented, Hardworking Comedian No Match for Guy With a Lot of Friends”
Shitty DIY Music Venue Repurposed As Shitty Open Mic Comedy Venue
Youngstown, OH – Derelict DIY music venue The Thrash Crater was recently reclaimed by new owners as The Chuckle Hole, an open mic comedy venue specializing in unrefined stand-up and beginners improv performances, unreasonably excited sources confirmed. “After the Crater got shut down, when the building inspector found all those dead cats in the wall,Continue reading “Shitty DIY Music Venue Repurposed As Shitty Open Mic Comedy Venue”
Club Owner Disappointed Female Comic’s Press Kit Doesn’t Include Foot Pics
Minneapolis, MN — The owner of a well-established comedy club was recently disappointed to have received a press kit from a female comic that did not include pictures of her feet. “This lady had such promise,” recalled Mark Olenthorpe, owner of Slapknee’s Comedy Club in downtown Minneapolis. “It would have been a perfect press kitContinue reading “Club Owner Disappointed Female Comic’s Press Kit Doesn’t Include Foot Pics”
Comic “On the List” Finally Booked Three Years After He Died
Brooklyn, NY – Three years after his tragic death at a carpentry/craft kombucha shop in Cold Spring, comedian James “Jim” Banks has finally been booked on one of Brooklyn’s hottest indie bar shows, Man Titties at Bar Zippo. “That’s a great show to get a tape and there’s usually industry in the audience,” said hisContinue reading “Comic “On the List” Finally Booked Three Years After He Died”
Comedian Scrambles to Adapt Manifesto Into Movie Script
Lexington, KY — Comedian Danny Roberts was spotted on the corner of E. Loudon Ave and N. Limestone the other day holding a stack of papers and looking panicked. “I’ve got to get ready for pitch season,” he said frantically. “Only when my divine order is up on the big screen will they understand! ButContinue reading “Comedian Scrambles to Adapt Manifesto Into Movie Script”
Comedian Demands Recount of Bringer Show
Los Angeles, CA — Local comedian Doug “Douggo” Taylor is seeking a recount of attendees he was able to gather for the Hot Spot bringer style comedy show. “This is an outrage,” declared Taylor to the two people who actually came to see him perform. “Who counted the names? I brought five, if not almostContinue reading “Comedian Demands Recount of Bringer Show”
Victorian Era Comedian Inquires “Who Amongst Thou Patrons Hath Been Ravished In the Posterior?”
Stratford-upon-Avon, England, U.K. — A recent cancellation of Thomas Fiddleswamp’s King Frog’s Dragon Castle Princess left an opening for Victorian comic Ronald Tiddlywits to fill the time with an hour of comedy, which he opened by asking how many of the audience members had been “ravished in the posterior.” “Joyous tidings, o keen and livelyContinue reading “Victorian Era Comedian Inquires “Who Amongst Thou Patrons Hath Been Ravished In the Posterior?””
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