Author Archives: The Bringer

Rapid City, SD — Comedian Josh Grover reportedly shut down a noisy heckler during Laughing Hole Comedy Show on Zoom with a single click of the Mute button. “Hecklers beware, I will crush you,” proclaimed Grover, according to a post on his Instagram. “If you think you’re funny enough to step to me, think again.Continue reading “Comic on Zoom Show Shuts Down Heckler with Mute Button”

Manhattan, NY — Comedian and Saturday Night Live cast member Pete Davidson announced last week that there was no way he was paying $20 to stream his new film, The King of Staten Island. “Twenty bones? No fuckin’ way, dog,” remarked Davidson to reporters through a cloud of black cherry vapor. “I could get like,Continue reading “Pete Davidson Refuses to Pay $20 to Watch “The King of Staten Island””

Dover, DE – Witnesses tell The Bringer that local comedian Frances Walinford was overheard at an open mic last Saturday, boasting to everyone present about the festival he had just paid $35 to enter. “Dude, you’ve got to apply to this festival. It’s totally rad,” exclaimed Walinford in regards to the opportunity. “I did thisContinue reading “Comic Hopes $35 Entry Fee Will Lead to 7-Minute Set in Another City”

Rockville, MD — Comedian and radio personality Wanda Teller was astounded and impressed to the point of arousal, when acquaintance Jon Clymond asked her if she has ever seen The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. “I’ve never been so interested and turned on at once,” said a blushing Teller. “In the eleven years I have been writingContinue reading “Man Asks Comedian If She’s Seen “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel””

Northampton, MA — Sources for The Bringer were able to confirm that local comic and risk taker A.J. Ryan shared his Social Security Number to an audience during an outdoor open mic at Hopper’s Sports Bar. “Holy shit! I’ve never gotten a reaction like that,” Ryan exclaimed minutes after leaving the stage. “I feel highContinue reading “Daring Comic Tells Audience His Social Security Number”

Murfreesboro, TN — In what seems like a never-ending pattern in the world of entertainment, yet another comedian is facing accusations that threaten to derail his career permanently. Photos were recently leaked to the press of what appears to be local stand up comic Terrence Eisner wearing khaki shorts onstage at in open mic inContinue reading “Comedian Cancelled Amid Reports of Wearing Shorts on Stage”

Asheville, NC — Substantial industry buzz has built around aspiring open mic comedian Aaron Belkin following his announcement of a tentative plan to take the stage and, “just stand there,” sources at the Dirty Barn Open Mic confirm. “I’ve never tried comedy, but if I did, I wouldn’t do these easy, precious little jokes likeContinue reading “The Next Andy Kaufman? This Guy Says He Wants to Go Up and “Just Stand There””

Cambridge, MA — Researchers at M.I.T. announced Tuesday that a robot developed to study sentience and depression has organically developed a desire to perform stand-up comedy. “We were astounded,” remarked head researcher Clifford Smith, while the robot listened to a podcast. “We had programmed SAD-BOT1 with the ability to express basic emotions and even playContinue reading “Robot Designed to Study Depression Becomes First Robot Comedian”

I just had the best idea! You do comedy stuff sometimes, right? Well, what if I told you something funny that you could write into a joke, or use in one of your skits or something? Wouldn’t that be awesome? I mean, not to brag or anything, but some of my friends think I’m prettyContinue reading “Opinion: You Should Try This in One of Your Skits!”

Concord, NH — Local stand-up comedian Simon Reiss began his set at an open mic last Thursday, casually leaning against the mic-stand and offhandedly telling the crowd he’s “working on some new stuff”. According to multiple witnesses, he then proceeded to not do any “new stuff”. Throughout the set, he would chuckle to himself andContinue reading “Comic Claims He’s “Trying Some New Stuff” Before Bombing with Six-Year-Old Jokes”