Author Archives: The Bringer

East Hampton, N.Y. — Unbelievably successful superstar comedian Jerry Seinfeld, who has enough money for five hundred lifetimes, is going through some horrific trials and tribulations lately, due to the excessive political correctness plaguing college campuses nationwide. “College crowds are too politically correct and sensitive,” lamented Seinfeld, a literal billionaire. “Being unable to perform atContinue reading “Tragic: This Literal Billionaire is Sad Because College Crowds Have Gotten Too PC”

Brooklyn, NY — Improv performer Andy Webber had an interesting week when he answered an ad in the “Gigs” section on Craigslist that said it needed “three high-energy guys.” “I have to take any show I can get these days,” said Webber. “When I arrived at the apartment, I was thrilled that it was goingContinue reading “Improv Comic at Orgy Starting to Think He’s at the Wrong Show”

Fredericksburg, VA — New comic Jeff Stillwater has made a point vocalize his obsession with transgender people and his opinion that atheism is an entire personality, which has industry experts wondering, could he be the next Ricky Gervais? Bar patrons at a recent open mic claim that Stillwater’s set last Tuesday was high on observationsContinue reading “The Next Ricky Gervais? This Smug Comedian Hates Transgender People”

Denver, CO — New local comedian and podcast fan Mike Homelie received a standing ovation for a few jokes he performed about CBD, which shocked the other comedians also performing on the show. “He’s never done that well before,” said Miles Poneman, a comedian who is also an avid consumer of comedy podcasts. “I feelContinue reading “New Comic’s Groundbreaking Set Eerily Similar to Recent Podcast Episode”

So, how did you like that killer set I just did? Yeah, I’ve been doing this a while now. It took a long time for me to develop my act into something as strong as it is today. What’s that? You say you’ve heard some of the jokes I did somewhere before? Well, of courseContinue reading “Opinion: They’re Not Stolen Jokes, They’re “Street Jokes””

Toledo, OH — Local open mic comedian Josh Rogers announced his retirement from comedy today in a public Facebook post. Despite 8 hours since the post was made, the status has only received likes and has no comments. “When I said I was retiring from comedy, I really expected an outpouring of people thanking meContinue reading “Comedian’s Retirement Announcement on Facebook Only Gets Like Reacts”

Hanover, PA — After evaluating his career trajectory and anticipated workload, local comic Brett Kemp has decided to stop writing new material and just lean into looking like total shit all the time. “I like when people laugh at my jokes, but I fucking hate writing them,” growled Kemp through the bits of nacho cheeseContinue reading “Comedian Really Leaning Into Looking Like Shit”

West Hollywood, CA — One after another, once admired comedians are finding themselves in murky waters after their troublesome pasts are revealed to the public. The latest comic-under-fire is Jim Gaffigan, whose reputation for being a clean and wholesome act is under question after it was recently revealed that he is a devout Catholic. “IContinue reading ““Clean” Comedian Jim Gaffigan Revealed to Be Catholic”

Los Angeles, CA — Months after the widely publicized allegations of sexual misconduct against Chris Delia, another famous funnyman is now back in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons; Jeff Dunham has recently been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior by at least five of his puppets. In the late 2000’s and early 2010’s, DunhamContinue reading “Jeff Dunham Accused of Sexual Misconduct by Five of His Puppets”

North Hampstead, NY — Local, self-proclaimed comedian Carl Winger has recently been accused of what some describe as “crimes against humanity” after taking his Hinge date to an open mic where he was slated to perform. “My initial thought was that this chick would dig a guy who performs for a living,” recalled Winger, whoContinue reading “Full Blown Sociopath Takes First Date to Open Mic”