Boise, ID — Local comedian Griff Matthews recently lost his girlfriend after getting her to agree to do a podcast called Two Love Chairs, whose premise was a happy couple talking about relationships.
“I told her it’d be like a classy, couples version of Call Her Daddy,” said Matthews, who thought airing a serious argument with his girlfriend and marketing it as comedy would result in something other than a breakup. “I guess she didn’t like my ideas on what women should do and be, but we can’t just agree about everything and expect to have an interesting dialogue!”
Matthews’s girlfriend, Eunice Pendleton, claimed she never paid enough attention to his jokes to find them offensive.
“They always end up talking about their dicks,” Pendleton claimed. “And after the fourth ‘that’s ’cause of mah dick’ joke, you kind of want to tune everything out. I honestly spent pretty much every one of his shows in the back, refreshing Insta and hoping he didn’t start telling people that we have sex.”
When asked if the show would indeed go on, Matthews seemed optimistic.
“Yeah, I think I’m going to sit Tinder matches down in the other Love Chair and then just explain my ideas on women,” he told us with a very stupid hope in his eyes. “Then, eventually one of them will become my girlfriend. After that, I’ll have an awesome new permanent co-host. I’m confident this is a great idea that will pan out really well.”
At press time, an estimated five different parodies of the podcast that caused Griff Matthews’s break-up were already their rounds on the internet.
By Chris Hudson.
The Bringer 