Baltimore, MD — The sun rose upon a new era in comedy after a recent all-female showcase, whose exhibition of half a dozen beautiful white women from wealthy families successfully destroyed the patriarchy forever.
“This is such a big deal,” remarked Karen Lefenfield, a white woman who isn’t fully on board with gay marriage. “To see myself represented that way, it was just so empowering. I truly believe that every person who has ever been oppressed is now unbound from misogyny, which is the only civil rights issue that exists. Way to go, ladies!”
The groundbreaking showcase featured some of the most sought-after talent within a small circle of friends, and was vetted rigorously by bookers to assure that it was as hilarious as it was inspiring.
“This is about representation, so we wanted to make sure that was reflected in our lineup,” said producer Kayleigh Nottingham, who lives in a beautiful metropolitan apartment and recently asked a woman of color if she could touch her hair. “The queer community was especially represented by our proudly bicurious comedienne Hannah. After all, what group of women has been put the ringer more than bicurious caucasians?”
Some of the male comedians in the area were less than pleased to feel like they had been shunned by the bookers and attendees of the show.
“Are you kidding me?” ranted Arthur Long, an open mic comic who is 20 years old and claims to try to emulate Bill Hicks. “It’s reverse-discrimination, and I’m sorry if some people don’t want to hear that! Go ahead and call the PC police! I can name three women off the top of my Google search who do comedy, so don’t act like you aren’t included!”
Both the show’s impact on comedy in general and the petty reactions from “haters” have proven scientifically that white people should just not do comedy at all.
By Tyler Dark.
The Bringer 