Brooklyn, NY — Improv performer Andy Webber had an interesting week when he answered an ad in the “Gigs” section on Craigslist that said it needed “three high-energy guys.”
“I have to take any show I can get these days,” said Webber. “When I arrived at the apartment, I was thrilled that it was going to be a house show, because those are always a good time. Then a woman with veiny strap-on answered the door and I thought, what a whacky character, this is gonna be a fun show!”
Once in the apartment, Webber was led to the bedroom where he saw what he thought was an improv game he had never heard of.
“It was so weird, he kept saying yes to everything,” remarked an attendee of the orgy who asked to be referred to simply as “Thaddeus.” “It was very hard to focus on getting a blowjob with all that nonsense going on. And don’t even mention the part where he was looking for audience suggestions during anal!”
Webber had more thoughts on the affair, which he still considers one of his better performances to date:
“When I first heard the moans and gagging from the other performers, it honestly reminded me of what I’m used to hearing at most of my shows,” he confessed. “The whole time when I was in the corner with my clothes on, I thought, wow, this is some next-level stuff they’re doing. I can’t wait to bring what I’ve learned to my improv group, Chicken Caccia–Tori Amos.”
The other people present for the event were deeply disturbed, and, while they plan to continue soldiering on with more orgies, they hope to never run into the perverse world of improv ever again.
By Kurt Ryan.
The Bringer 