I just had the best idea! You do comedy stuff sometimes, right? Well, what if I told you something funny that you could write into a joke, or use in one of your skits or something? Wouldn’t that be awesome?
I mean, not to brag or anything, but some of my friends think I’m pretty funny. Like this one time, we were all at a club and I did a backflip on the dance floor! Landed on both feet and yelled, “This is Sparta!” Everyone was cracking up. Maybe you could talk about that!
Sometimes, I think I could do comedy if I wanted to. I seriously get into some of the craziest shit, so I could probably just like, talk about dumb stuff I did with my buddies, and people would laugh. You should hang out with us one time! I bet you could spend an hour with us and just fill a notebook writing about the stuff we do.
Oh, I just thought of something! Have you ever heard my Ron Burgundy impression? Well, it’s amazing! You should talk about how you have a friend who does a perfect Ron Burgundy! I can even give you some pointers! People will love that! Hey, are you okay? Your face is pretty red and you’re shaking a lot.
And there’s this guy I know too, his name is Gus. He’s from Bolivia and he’s hilarious! I’ll invite him over sometime and just tell him to say stuff, you’ll see what I mean. And how great would it be if you were doing his accent? Foreign accents are so funny, you can do a whole skit just about his voice. Damn, I could be your ghost writer! Hey, I didn’t know you owned a gun!
Anyway, get up and do one of your sketches for me, and I’ll tell you how you could make it funnier. I would love to help with.. woah buddy, watch where you’re pointing that thing! It isn’t loaded, is it? Wait, I just thought of another joke for you! What if-..”
By Tyler Dark.
The Bringer 